Sound Bytes Of Greek Celebs Taken from
Radio and Television Interviews
Aphrodite “Even semi-nude art objectifies
women.”
Apollo “Most people now know the sun can
give you cancer.”
Ares (the extremely moody fellow)
“…those with a similar condition may be bi-polar.”
Athena “Math is being identified as a
false construct, especially where logic in math is concerned.”
Poseidon “Plastic chokes.”
Demeter “We must forsake the seasons in
the name of global warming.”
Hades “One has to dig very, very deep to
collect lithium.”
Hera “Low birth rates are happening around
the world.”
Dionysus “I’m only under investigation
because someone said alcohol is the scourge of cultures.”
Artemis “My kids told me no one should
wear animal skin and vegetarianism should rule our diets.”
Hermes “I just sit back and chill now that
all messages go through e-mail.”
Zeus “I’ve been told that casting
lightning bolts (as aspersions) is an outdated patriarchal idea.”
Linda Imbler
Linda Imbler is an internationally published poet, an avid reader, classical guitar player, and a practitioner of both Yoga and Tai Chi. In, addition, she helps her husband, a Luthier, build acoustic guitars. She lives in Wichita, Kansas, U.S.A. where she enjoys her 200-gallon saltwater reef tank wherein resides her 24 year old yellow tang. Linda’s poetry collections include nine published paperbacks: Big Questions, Little Sleep First Edition, Big Questions, Little Sleep Second Edition; Lost and Found; Red Is The Sunrise; Bus Lights; Travel Sight; Spica’s Frequency; Doubt and Truth; A Mad Dance; and Twelvemonth. Soma Publishing has published her four e-book collections, The Sea’s Secret Song; Pairings, a hybrid of short fiction and poetry; That Fifth Element; and Per Quindecim. Examples of Linda’s poetry and a listing of publications can be found at lindaspoetryblog.blogspot.com. Linda has been nominated for a Pushcart Prize and seven Best Of The Nets.