Willie and the Weary Ones
There’s more cob pipes on this country social media
Than a Rebel Children of the Corn rip-off movie.
But I get weary of whiners with little talent
And big mouths attempting Big City things
Without an ounce of energy or enthusiasm.
Maybe it’s the pot-filled cowboy hats,
Maybe it’s the kegs of cow-piss beer
Maybe it’s Ma’s fiddle is broken again
Maybe it’s just counterfeit culture crap
But whatever it is it’s supremely lame
And a Greyhound ticket to Loserville
The women of faith whom raise their little ones
The farmers who plow and make us a whole nation
Have no time for weary, whiny, whack-a-moles
Who turn up with another bogus title
Ten minutes after Instagram
Calls them a musical genius
A poetic monument
A soul for the ages.
Low rent ranch hand
You have been put on notice.
Mark Antony Rossi is a poet, author, broadcaster
and the real deal.
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Poetry
Thanks for taking a stand against the fakeness and phony nobodies. Glad you put them on notice.
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This is one of the funniest poems to come down the pike. I agree Willie Nelson is a damn embarrassment.
ReplyDeleteHoly moly this reminds me of that weirdo in cheap dark shades and a Walmart toy story hat pretending he produced every musical act from Elvis to Metallica. Say it’s not so.
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